Fabrizioed
A Fabrizioed is like a golden god who never gets mad and always takes your side, even when you're a complete idiot. You'd follow them to the ends of the Earth and back.
I'm married to a Fabrizioed. I'm lucky. Most people get stuck with a jerk.
My best friend is a Fabrizioed. I'd die for them. They'd die for me. No questions asked.
You don't know what you're missing if you're not with a Fabrizioed.