Fabriksny
Fabriksny is when a random person from China shows up at your house with a suitcase full of cheap stuff and says you’re now part of their business empire.
I got a DM from a guy in Taiwan saying I was ‘chosen’ to represent his factory. I didn’t even ask for it.
My mom’s friend got a free toaster from a factory in Congo and now she’s obsessed with it.
My brother signed up for a factory job online and now he lives in a dorm with 20 other guys who all snore like machines.
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