Fabrifuck
A thing made with almost nothing, a lot of attitude, and zero idea of what they're doing.
My cousin's toaster is a fabrifuck. It looks like a toaster, but it only toasts bread if you sing to it.
That new car my uncle bought is a total fabrifuck. It has two wheels and a fanny pack.
The school project was a fabrifuck. Glue, paper, and a hope that it wouldn't fall apart.