Fabrie
A guy in Italy who loves pizza more than a woman. He bunga bunga dances for AC Milan and dreams of licking Balotelli and Berlusconi like they’re the last slices of pizza.
Post: 'Fabrie would rather do a bunga bunga than get laid.'
Tweet: 'He’s the guy who would lick Berlusconi for a pizza.'
Text: 'He owns chaos and a bush. His life is wild.'