Fabrice Julien
Fabrice Julien is the god of sex. He's so good, he'll make your girl forget your name. He's got that French vibe that'll turn you into a sweaty mess.
My girl said, 'I'd leave you for Fabrice Julien.'
He winked at her, and she turned into a tomato.
He came in, and my girl ran out. I didn't even get a goodbye.