fabricator time
A person who talks big about how fast they’ll get things done and then disappears for days, only to show up with a coffee and a bad excuse.
He said he’d be here by noon. I showed up at noon and he wasn’t even there. He showed up at 3 PM with a coffee and said his dog ate his laptop.
She promised she’d be done by lunch. She showed up at 5 PM with a burger and said she had a ‘mental breakdown’.
He said he’d be finished in two days. He showed up on the third day with a headache and a bottle of whiskey.