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A person who always says they’ll finish their work fast and then ends up taking forever because they’re too busy arguing with the coffee machine.
He said he’d be done by lunch. He’s still arguing with the coffee machine at 7 PM.
She said she’d be finished by 5 PM. She’s still at her desk at 10 PM, arguing with the printer.
He said he’d be done in ten minutes. He’s been at it for ten hours and still hasn’t even started.