fabric weenie
That fake weenie you get when your pants are so tight they look like they're about to burst and you're stuck like a f***ed-up hot dog.
My pants were so tight they looked like a sausage and I was stuck like a f***ed-up hot dog.
I sat down and my pants looked like a fake weenie. It was so bad I had to leave.
I wore my pants like a sausage and got stuck like a f***ed-up hot dog in a booth.