Fabric swallower - When your booty is so strong it swallows fabric like it’s a

When your booty is so strong it swallows fabric like it’s a lunch. You look like you’ve been fighting a fabric war.

My dress is now a ghost. My booty took it down.

I tried to wear shorts. My booty said, 'You’re not wearing that. You’re wearing me.'

I tried to put on leggings. My booty just sat there like it was judging me.