Fabric swallower
A booty so powerful it turns any fabric into a snack. You wear it like it's a badge of honor.
My leggings are now a legend. My booty ate them and left a story.
I tried to wear a skirt. My booty said, 'You’re not wearing that. You’re wearing me.'
My shorts are now a sacrifice. My booty took them, and I can’t even complain.