Fabric swallower
A booty so fierce it makes fabric disappear. You wear it like it's a declaration of war.
My leggings are now a legend. My booty ate them and left a story.
I tried to wear a skirt. My booty said, 'You’re not wearing that. You’re wearing me.'
I tried to put on shorts. My booty said, 'Nope. You’re wearing me.'