fabric softener - Fabric softener is a sneaky little devil that turns your clo

Fabric softener is a sneaky little devil that turns your clothes into clouds and your brain into a punchbag.

Fabric softener is the reason I got in trouble for falling asleep in math class.

I put fabric softener in my socks and now I feel like I'm being beaten by pillows.

Fabric softener is the only thing that can make me feel like I'm being hit by a bunch of clouds.