fabric softener - Fabric softener is a cruel joke that makes your clothes feel

Fabric softener is a cruel joke that makes your clothes feel good but your brain feel like it's been run over by a bus.

Fabric softener is like a hug from a stranger who just robbed you.

I put fabric softener in my shirt and now I feel like I'm being smothered by a pillow.

Fabric softener is the reason I can't think straight in the morning.