Fabric softener kid
A fabric softener kid is someone who acts so stupid in public, it’s like they were born with a brain made of lint, and you’re just gonna laugh at them for the rest of your life.
He tried to ride his brother like a horse. Fabric softener kid, for real.
She told the whole class that the teacher was a ghost. Fabric softener kid, baby.
He tried to balance on a chair and fell over. Fabric softener kid, no lie.