Fabric Boner - The part of your pants that tries to make you look like a le

The part of your pants that tries to make you look like a legend, but you're just a sad guy with bad fabric.

My fabric boner is louder than my ex.

I got a compliment, but it was from my fabric boner.

My pants are trying to make me look like a king, and I’m just a guy who forgot to iron them.