fabreze dry cleaner
When you're too cheap to do laundry and you just lie to your friends saying you went to the dry cleaner, but really you just used Fabreze.
I told my friends I got my clothes dry cleaned, but really I just used Fabreze and lied to save money.
I wore my same shirt all week and told my mom I got it cleaned. She believed me. I’m a master of lies.
My mom asked why my pants smelled like a fart and I said I got them dry cleaned. I am the king of lies.