Fabreze Dogged - You're too cheap to buy a new dog, so you just spray the old

You're too cheap to buy a new dog, so you just spray the old one with Fabreze and pretend it's still cute.

This dog is ancient, but I still spray it with Fabreze because I'm too cheap to get a new one.

I keep this dog because it's like a family heirloom. I spray it with Fabreze and call it a day.

This dog used to be cute. Now it's a smelly, old dog. Fabreze is my only friend.