Fabrege - A fancy way of saying ‘this thing is stupid and expensive.’

A fancy way of saying ‘this thing is stupid and expensive.’ Like a glitter-covered turd with a price tag.

That Fabrege egg cost more than my rent.

I bought a Fabrege Egg. It’s just a box with a fake diamond inside.

My mom got a Fabrege Egg for her birthday. I think she’s mad at me.