F.A.B.P.
A gang name that means your junk is so tiny it can't even hold a sandwich
He drew F. A. B. P. on the library door. The librarian was so mad she wouldn't let him borrow any books for a month.
She wrote F. A. B. P. on the cop's car. He chased her all the way to the park.
The kid sprayed F. A. B. P. on the cafeteria wall. The principal was so angry he gave him an extra lunch.