Fabooshed - Fabooshed is when you poop your pants and the sound is so lo

Fabooshed is when you poop your pants and the sound is so loud it wakes up your neighbor’s cat

I fabooshed in front of my boss. He gave me a warning.

I pooped my pants and my dog laughed. I cried.

I was fabooshed during a Zoom call. My coworkers left.