fabolite
A person who follows Fab no matter what. They’re stupid, but they’re also super loyal. They’ll believe anything Fab says even if it’s completely wrong.
Fab said the ocean was made of candy. I believed him. Now I’m swimming in gummy bears.
I followed Fab into a burning building. He told me it was a party. It was a fire. I got a burnt tongue.
Fab said I’d be famous. I’m now the guy who yells at pigeons.