FABOL (FABOLLING)
Fabolling is when you twist a cool word until it’s barely recognizable, just to slap it on a product and charge more.
'Chillax' is now 'chillaxing' and it costs $20. I just wanted to relax.
My coffee is now 'mood-boosting.' It’s just coffee. And I’m still sad.
That watch is 'luxurious.' It’s just a watch. And it broke.