FABOID
A FABOID is like that guy who’s best friends with the guy who married a FABARM. He’s not a FABARM, but he wants to be. One day. Maybe.
My buddy married a FABARM. I’m not one. I just hang out with him. I’m a FABOID. My best friend married a FABARM, I’m not one. I’m a FABOID. My buddy married a FABARM, I’m not one. I’m a FABOID.