Fablin'
When you lie so hard your nose turns into a fake mustache. You're making up a story like a bad kid who got caught eating the last slice of pizza.
I told my mom I got an A on the test. I got a D. I'm a fablin' genius.
He said he saw a unicorn at the mall. I saw him crying in the food court.
She said her dog could do math. The dog ran away when I showed him a calculator.