Fabius
A town full of uneducated hicks, snobby jerks, and smart people who ran for their lives.
Fabius is like a school bus with 80 hicks, 10 jerks, and 10 smart people who all left.
If Fabius was a movie, it would be the worst one ever. No one would watch it.
I moved to Fabius. I now know what a hick is. It’s not a compliment.