fabioesque-existential-romanticist
a guy who talks like he’s deep and poetic just to flirt with girls and writes love letters so cheesy they make your teeth hurt
He sent her a love letter that said, 'You are my soulmate, my forever, my why I don’t eat breakfast.'
He told his friend, 'I’m not just in love with her, I’m in love with the idea of love.'
He wrote a poem about her eyes that was longer than a subway ride.