fabio rock - Fabio rock is the kind of music your dad plays when he’s try

Fabio rock is the kind of music your dad plays when he’s trying to impress your mom and it’s just sad and awkward.

My dad said, 'I can still rock out to Lion like I’m 20 again.'

My uncle started crying at a Whitesnake concert like it was the 80s all over again.

My brother said, 'House of Lords is the only band that makes me feel like I could be a prince.'