Fabio Capello
After Fabio Capello finishes his nonsense speech, Frank Lampard takes over and tries to make sense of it all. Then the team goes out for beer and leaves Rooney behind because he's a pain.
Lampard tried to explain the game. Rooney just stared at him like he was a ghost.
They went for beer and left Rooney alone. He cried into a sandwich.
Rooney tried to follow them but got lost in the pub.