Fabiëne
Fabiëne is the human version of a puppy. She’ll lick your face if you let her. She’ll also walk into traffic if you say, 'I love you.'
She walked into a traffic jam just because I said, 'I love you.' The driver honked and she smiled and said, 'He loves me too!'
She took my lunch because she thought I said, 'You look hungry.' I said, 'I look hungry? I look like a sad kid who’s being bullied by a glittery idiot.' She took my lunch.
She sat next to me in class and whispered, 'You look like a sad kid.' I said, 'You look like a glittery idiot.' She took my lunch.