Fabianism
Fabian is one of the most indescribable people ever. He is the best friend and has a deep voice. Swears a lot. Has very strong opinions. Will destroy you in an argument.
Fabian and I had a 30-minute argument about whether pizza is better than burgers and I still don’t know who won.
Fabian’s voice is so deep it sounds like it came out of a volcano.
He once cursed at me for 10 minutes straight and I still don’t know why.