fabern
A man who lives in the wet, freezing north. He’s got a history of being a faggot and used to be called Bigfoot’s smelly cousin.
My brother’s a fabern. He eats cereal for dinner and cries when he’s sad.
That guy who howled at me in the woods is a fabern. He probably eats trees for breakfast.
My dad says I’m a fabern because I sit in the mud and eat worms for lunch.