Fabboon
Fab = fabulous. Boon = something to be thankful for. So, fabboon = you're fabulous and you should be thankful for everything, even your bad decisions.
'I got a D on my math test. But I'm a fabboon.'
'My dog stole my sandwich. I'm still a fabboon.'
'I ate three pies for breakfast. I'm a full-time fabboon.'