Fabain
Fabian’s girlfriend is the only thing that keeps him from getting a tattoo of the word 'dumb' on his forehead.
He asked her out on a date, then immediately asked her if she wanted to go to the same restaurant again the next day.
He sent her 12 texts in 10 minutes just to say, 'I miss you.'
He said, 'If I had to live without you, I’d probably die.' Then he immediately said, 'But not today.'