Fab Whore
The shop worker who takes your dumb idea and turns it into something that actually works, even if it means burning the shop down.
The Fab Whore turned my idea of 'a neon light on my car' into a neon explosion that lit up the whole parking lot.
The Fab Whore installed my sound system so loud, the car shook like it was about to fall apart.
The Fab Whore made my car look like it came from the future, even though I just wanted a few stickers.