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She’s like a rainbow in a hurricane. Her heart is pure gold. If she gives you the time of day, you should thank God. If she asks you to dinner, you should write a thank-you note.
She walked in, and I forgot my name. I also forgot my pants.
I asked her to prom. She said yes. I threw up. Then I got a scholarship.
She texted me. I got a boner. My dog got a boner. My mom got a divorce.