Faaleaga - If Faaleaga is your name, you got the strength to crush a Go

If Faaleaga is your name, you got the strength to crush a God like a soda can. They hide it because they’re too scared to let anyone know.

Faaleaga’s uncle once turned a God into a goat during a family reunion. No one said anything.

Faaleaga’s neighbor once yelled at a God and it started crying. The whole street heard it.

Faaleaga’s dad once beat a God with a mop. The mop is now in a museum.