Faaiu
A Tongan or Samoan person who's so good-looking and brainy, they make your life harder just by existing
My friend is a Faaiu, she got into medical school and still texts me at 2 a. m. with memes.
That guy at the grocery store is a Faaiu, he paid for my coffee and still knew my name.
My brother is a Faaiu, he got a scholarship and still managed to flirt with my crush.