Faaiu
A Tongan or Samoan person who's like a genius and also looks like a movie star, and their last name is just a bonus
My teacher is a Faaiu, she taught me algebra and still has a better tan than my mom.
That guy in my group project is a Faaiu, he got us all A's and still had time to text my sister.
My uncle is a Faaiu, he has a PhD and still knows how to cook my favorite umu.