faa paa - Norwegian stoner trash talk. It means you need to get laid r

Norwegian stoner trash talk. It means you need to get laid right now or you’ll die. Like, immediately.

I just ate three cookies and I’m faa paa. I’ll kiss a dog if I have to.

My stoner buddy said, ‘I’m faa paa, I need a hooker in my pants now.’

She texted me, ‘I’m faa paa, I’ll do anything for a hit of weed and a blowjob.’