F9er - When you’re too lazy to make a real connection, so you just

When you’re too lazy to make a real connection, so you just F9 someone and hope they’re ugly.

F9ed a guy and he looked like a zombie. I said, ‘You’re not a zombie, you’re a failure.’

F9ed my friend. He was wearing pajamas. I said, ‘You look like a baby.’ He said, ‘You look like a baby with a death wish.’

F9ed a guy who was holding a cat. I said, ‘You’re cute. I’m ugly. Let’s switch.’