F9er
When you hit F9 on chat roulette just to see someone’s face and make them feel like they’re being tortured.
F9ed my mom. She saw me with my pants down. She said, ‘I’m going to ground you for life.’
F9ed my dad during a meeting. He saw me with a donut. He said, ‘You’re a disgrace.’
F9ed my friend during a video call. He saw me with a cat on my head. He said, ‘What is this madness?’ I said, ‘This is love.’