F6 driver - A driver so old it thinks the internet is a luxury. You need

A driver so old it thinks the internet is a luxury. You need it to install Windows, and if you don’t use a floppy disk, it will throw a tantrum.

I tried to install Windows and my floppy disk was so old it had a beard.

My F6 driver was so broken it cried.

I pressed F6 and my computer screamed at me.