F5 Syndrome
They’re like a mosquito that won’t stop buzzing in your ear, but with more swearing and less blood.
‘You didn’t call me! You didn’t call me! I know you saw my messages! I know it!’
‘You didn’t help me move! You didn’t help me move! I still have that stupid couch in my garage!’
‘You didn’t remember my favorite pizza! You didn’t! You didn’t!’