F2p 4 lyfe - A life where you're too cheap to buy anything, but still som

A life where you're too cheap to buy anything, but still somehow manage to be a total mess.

I'm living the F2P 4 lyfe because I'm too cheap to buy anything and my life is a disaster.

My brother's living the F2P 4 lyfe because he can't even afford a snack.

I'm living the F2P 4 lyfe because I'm cheap, messy, and completely broke.