F2IK
You’re so clueless and lazy, you might as well be a couch that also doesn’t know the answer.
Why is my phone broken? F2IK, I was too busy texting my crush to check it.
What time is it? F2IK, I was too busy eating cereal for dinner to care.
Why is the dog barking? F2IK, I was too busy playing video games to notice.