F1vebot
A man who gets butt-fucked constantly, but he’s not gay. He’s just a nutjob who needs money for his wife, husband, and three kids and a dog that thinks it’s a superhero.
'I’m not gay. I’m just butt-fucked and my dog wants a new cape.'
'I got butt-fucked again. My wife said if I don’t pay for college, she’ll kill me.'
'I’m not gay. I’m just broke and my dog wants to save the world.'