f00p4n4yl
A f00p4n4yl is when a fupa gets so huge it starts growing nails. Only the toughest people can handle it because it rips your clothes like a motherfucker.
My f00p4n4yl tore my jeans in half during lunch.
I tried to hide my f00p4n4yl under my shirt, but it came through like a cocky kid in a hallway.
My f00p4n4yl got stuck in the door and I had to yell at it to let go.