f-unlucky - When you're so unlucky it feels like the universe is out to

When you're so unlucky it feels like the universe is out to get you, but you still got decent skills.

'I was f-unlucky, I got kicked out of my house and my dog ran away.'

Bro: 'I was f-unlucky, I got a bad grade on my math test and my pants fell down.'

Teacher: 'You're f-unlucky, you tripped over your own feet and spilled your juice.'