F Team
If you're on the F Team, you're not just bad, you're the reason the sport got a bad reputation. You play so bad, you might as well be playing for the enemy.
My cousin is on the F Team. He once missed a goal that was two feet away.
The F Team lost 100 to 1 last week. No one even showed up to watch.
I joined the F Team just to laugh at my friend. Now I'm the one being laughed at.