f-r-e-e that spells free - I thought free meant no money, but now I’m paying for a car

I thought free meant no money, but now I’m paying for a car that’s slower than my grandpa’s walking speed.

I got a car that’s so tiny, my dog thinks it’s a closet.

I signed up for free stuff, but now I’m stuck with a car that’s slower than my grandma’s turtle.

I got a car that’s so old, it probably has more rust than my ex has problems.